the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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