Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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