Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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