It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
