It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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