so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
She told me I should be a condom model.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
