when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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