I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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