Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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