I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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