found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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