Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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