I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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