Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
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