so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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