A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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