Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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