The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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