Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
pop tarts are not kleenex
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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