i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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