Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I currently don't understand fingers.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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