i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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