Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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