Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
this will be a night to untag.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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