Jerry, you need to find god
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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