Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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