You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
