hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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