ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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