Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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