Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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