did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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