He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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