Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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