We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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