So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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