So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
