how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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You. Win. At. Life.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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