I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
