She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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