i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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