Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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