Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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