this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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