ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Shame - the story of my life.
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