Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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