I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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