Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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