what if I'm pregnant?
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normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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