So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
time to smoke my breakfast
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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